not really.

We’re all gay here.

amongthesebarrencrags:

roach-works:

paperjoshi:

beemovieerotica:

paperjoshi:

amongthesebarrencrags:

Please. Help.

The girl I’m dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I’m coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don’t know what’s real anymore.

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Which option has the sides of the bed correctly labelled?

#1

#2

Neither #1 nor #2 but a secret third thing

“left” and “right” are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

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the headboard is the stern

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Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I’m sure there’s some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

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i spent too long on this and regret nothing

Nor should you, this is glorious

manywinged:

*bleeding out from my horrific injuries as you carry me in your arms* make sure you lift with your knees and not your back