petitworld:

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rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

heaven011:

Can’t quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

It begins

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

ocean-stuck:

animentality:

rivertigo:

going out clubbing as bob dylan

amongthesebarrencrags:

roach-works:

paperjoshi:

beemovieerotica:

paperjoshi:

amongthesebarrencrags:

Please. Help.

The girl I’m dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I’m coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Which option has the sides of the bed correctly labelled?

#1

#2

Neither #1 nor #2 but a secret third thing

“left” and “right” are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

the headboard is the stern

Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I’m sure there’s some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

i spent too long on this and regret nothing

Nor should you, this is glorious

bogleech:

look at this 1936 crayon box that’s also a toy

petits-pois-carcinogenic:

Bad ending

satorugojoclan:

fuck it, jackie daytona fancam

houndjpeg:

houndjpeg:

houndjpeg:

horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way

masochistic but its because im so understimulated i need to get my ass beat

autistic fight club when

manywinged:

*bleeding out from my horrific injuries as you carry me in your arms* make sure you lift with your knees and not your back

effemimaniac:

walking 30 minutes just to suck dick call me the horseless headman

kosmogrl: