not really.

animentality:

lamp2003:

oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs

catchymemes:

huffylemon:

egberts:

stolen from a terf 🥰

sacred-portal:

justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:
justsomeguycore:
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
fin
unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll
fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

theslowesthnery:

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

huffylemon:

polyamzeal:

ryebreadgf:

not now, kitten. daddy’s a shell of his former self

bartmobile:

bartmobile:
do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took
council has spoken. here she is

mirmidones:

swordshapedleaves:

wineyrose:
cockmcstuffins:
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

gayestpiano:

ALT